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June 6, 2018

Belief System – Sexual Anxiety

We rarely get emails but after the last post we got a few asking us to talk about “Sexual Anxiety”.  Because this subject can have so many exceptions, we will attempt to keep our belief text short and to the point, so to say, or on “point”, or on subject matter, or what ever.

We are coming for just an average guy point of view and we don’t remember ever having this issue, but we know that some folks do, mainly guys not being able to satisfy their partner more than once.  We can only come from a “guys” view point and this is our opinion.  If you are a “wham-bam thank you babe” kind of dude, then you’re on your own. We consider “making love” a spiritual experience between two people looking to enjoy being with each other.  (More than two partners, then you are on your own).  We suggest that the “couple” make a point to learn Tantric Sex and there are some great sites out on the web. If you are a believer that “sex” needs structure that always starts with foreplay, then the “act”, and then cuddling, go look at Tantric. (By the way folks, there are 64+ positions as stated in the Kama Sutra) Tantric is basically is two people meditating together so as to focus their energy to a common goal that is to satisfy each other sexually.  Of course communication between partners is important.  Once you learn Tantric Sex then you are looking at hours (yes hours) of great sex. Another important factor is be creative and if attempt various enhancements like “toys”, role playing, fantasies, and of course various positions and locations.  The position might vary based on how flexible you are, but hey, it’s might be worth a try even if a trip to the hospital may be the result.  So think before you “go for it” even though you might make the hospital ER’s “Best reason for being here” List.

Locations can be near or far, but remember on “far” make sure the location can be used for more than 30 seconds.  An Elevator might not be a good place and if you hit the “emergency stop” button to buy time, you might have an audience of firemen watching fairly quickly. (If you hear sirens, get off at the next floor.  (By “get off”, we mean exit the elevator run like hell).  If you choose car, then make sure the emergency brake is on and the camera on your dash is turned off unless your partner doe not know about the camera, then you might want to get video for a souvenir or for verifying your performance.  If airplane, be sure the plane is higher than a mile so you two can make the “Mile High Club”.  Private four passenger planes are preferred, but if on a commercial jet either First Class or bathroom are your best shot.  Even better is a commercial jet being moved to a different location and there are not any passengers aboard. Then you can do row by row!  According to the web, 35 rows is the record by a male and female monk who had been sequestered for 10 years.  Of course the “Mile High Club” only counts if you’re on an airplane because if you live in Denver then the entire population would be in the club.  Then again, that might be a selling point to get people to move to Denver. “Move to Denver Colorado and get high and get in the life-time Mile High Club”.

If something feels good, tell your partner, and if not good, tell them.  When you experience a “new” feeling, pay attention to it and absorb it.  Don’t make a “snap” judgment.  Enjoy the experience.  Because there isn’t any structure after about four+ hours, both partners need to once again communicate and decide when to end the experience.  If your partner tends to faint when highly aroused, then we suggest having some of those capsules that snap open and emit ammonia. Hold it under their nose and they should “come to” in a few seconds, a minute at most, but if they don’t awaken, call 911!! (We have used the capsule and they work fine) Pace your self, there isn’t a big hurry to attain complete satisfaction and get that enlightened feeling.  (By the way, we have read that the best time to meditate and go meet God is after both of you are completely satisfied.  We think it’s because you have been focused for hours and the satisfaction has cleared out your mind of any lingering thoughts.).

Hey Guys!  Here is a hint about where to find what you partner likes sexually.  Find out her/his sun-sign, let’s say for example “Taurus”.  Go Google or some other web browser and type “Female Sexual likes for <sun sign>” (Replace “female’ with “male” if required).  You can also compare your sign with your partners sign.  We use this all the time, but remember it’s the basics, and your partner might be more evolved than what results you get.   We think you will really be surprised by how “right on” the results are and we strongly suggest that you save the site as a “favorite place” on your browser.

If you have any questions then please email us and we will get back to you.  “Re: Sexual Anxiety”, please serious questions only and only questions about humans.  Anything other than a human partner will be deleted or will make our “Oh My God – How did they make that animal get into that position List?”

We have nothing else to report right now except that we checked every female sun-sign to make sure our post is correct and we did learn a few things that we took note about the “WOWs”.  We think another post might be required posting our results.

God bless all of you and thank you for supporting our site.

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June 5, 2018

Belief System – Anxiety Continued

We belief that anxiety in general is a product of expectation and anticipation both of these take you out of the present moment.  These are both usually something coming up in the future like an appointment and you are expecting some sort of outcome.  Looking forward is ok but expecting an outcome to something specific in the future is you giving energy to an illusion.  The minute you leave the moment you are venturing into an illusion.  We make it a point to expect nothing, that way if you get a surprise then it’s a “fell good” and if no surprise then you continue on without expending any energy.  This is something we are still learning and we have found that meditation is a great way to get back to the moment.  For us balancing our nine Chakras each week is our solution whether we need it our not.

We say “in general” because we are not taking about Panic Anxiety Attacks.  This is a whole different “ball game”.   Even though we experienced this for about 10 years, we “never” did figure out what brought the attack on.  They would come out of nowhere and about the only thing we did figure out was they lasted 20 minutes every time.  Well, let us eliminate the “never” word because we did find that if we were driving we found that if we turned on the A/C full blast it terminated our attack most of the time.  Maybe it was the shock of cold air?  We looked around for an A/C that we could carry around with us at all the time, but there are none to be found. 🙂 Then there were the phobia’s we created.  If we just drank a cold soda and we had an attack, we stopped drinking cold sodas.  If we were in a club meeting friends, playing Tetris, etc. and then one day we came across the “Many Lives, Many Masters” book and we changed our lives by reading that book.  If you are experiencing Panic Anxiety Attaching we strongly suggest finding a doctor as soon as possible.  You are the one that will cure yourself, but the doctor will guide you to that solution with or without medication.  Be sure to discuss meditation also.  We could go on and on about our experience but we will save it for a later time.  Besides, it’s in the past “in a land far-far away”.

Isn’t it interesting how Star Wars is a part of our culture now?  When the first one came out we stood in line for an hour waiting to see it at the theater at River Oaks Mall.  When the movie was over, we exited and got in line again to see it a second time.  We knew this movie was the start of something awesome.  Then there was “Jaws”.  We saw this movie in downtown Chicago at the “Chicago” Theater and we sat in the balcony.  The opening scene with the girl swimming by alone with the buoy swinging back and forth in the waves, with the music caused murmurs throughout the theater.  It sure got our attention and we swore that is we ever learned how to swim; we would never swim in the ocean.  That was another great movie, but we only watched it once in the theater.  We have watched the video many times. Since all of a sudden we are on a roll talking about movies we must mention “Top Gun”. My son watched the video so many times he wore it out and we had to buy another video.  We also made it a point to go to the Miramar Air Show that year to see the F-14’s in action and they did a simulation of the Top Gun scenes.  Miramar is no longer a Navy base, but back then it was.  We used to hang out at Black’s Beach north of San Diego because when the jets took off from Miramar they sometimes would head out to the ocean and just when they we over water, kick on their after-burners.  Our all time favorite movie is “The Matrix”, the first one. This was to us a spiritual experience when you look deep into the premise.  We can watch the last 20 minutes over and over.  J

So back to the anxiety if doing this post LOLOL 🙂  Breath, breath, and one more big breath to get back to the moment.  Okay, we also like Pulp Fiction, Done!  Like we said in our last post anxiety is sneaky and we make it a point to stay in the moment because that is the only reality.  This spiritual stuff does take work and we can only hope you are enjoying taking this ride with us as we continue our journey.

We rarely get emails but after the last post we got a few asking us to talk about “Sexual Anxiety”.  Because we keep our site “G Rated, and this subject can have so many exceptions, we will attempt to keep our belief text short.

The following text is in the “Klingon” language because of the sensitive nature of the subject matter.  We don’t want some wayward children reading the text unless their parents agree.  Yes, they can convert it, but that takes thought and hopefully they are in a big hurry and will skip on past.

Qo’ wanI’vammo’ tlha’ ghaj recall, ‘ach ‘e’ Qu’ ‘op ‘aqla’ maH. laH neH vo’ maH “guys” jIH lang ‘ej vuD. vaj “rIQqu’ ‘op wham-bam qatlho'” ‘eblIj guy, vaj. qel maH “chenmoH muSHa’ghach” SabtaHbogh cha’ nuvpu’, ‘eH DatlhejmeH Hoch latlh tIv SIQpu’bogh spiritual. (puS cha’). ‘e’ volchaHDaj Tantric nga’chuq ghoj chenmoH “couple” ‘ej pa’ ‘op Dun Daq ‘ej bebvo’ chup maH. vaj ‘e’ tlham ‘ej QuQ ‘e’ reH starts je foreplay nIS “nga’chuq” believer qar, vaj legh tantric ghoS “‘AY'” ‘ej vaj cuddling. (leghlaHbe’bogh ‘aqla’, jaS 100 + positions Hoch Sep qaStaHvIS Karma Sutra). tantric basically cha’ nuv, meditating nItebHa’ so as to ngoQ common HoS focus. wej vay’ tlham, in touch with ‘ej qoch Suq ‘ej luq Qum. vaj vay’ Hot QaQ, jatlh qoch je vaj SaS chaHvaD jatlh. ghorgh feeling “chu'” SIQpu’bogh, qIm ‘ej ‘oH absorb. “snap” layerteS chenmoH. SIQpu’bogh tIv. SeH pa’ isn’t vay’ tlham qaSpu’DI’ ghot tu’lu’. mej loS + rep, ‘elbe’meH Qum quv ghorgh SIQpu’bogh qabna’Daj wuq ‘ej nIS cha’ tlhIH qoch. fainting ‘oHbe’ DuH ‘e’ capsules ‘op nuv snap mInDu’lIj ‘ej ammonia tlhuD maH chup ‘ej ‘oH ‘uch bopummeH ghot ghIch, vaj ’emvo’ chuq ngaj SoH. HIja’, faint nuv luH rut ‘ugh breathing. qeqchaj SoHDaq, pa’ isn’t tIn QorwaghDaq naQmoH wanI’mey yonba’ je Suq ‘e’ enlightened feeling yIchav ‘ach. leghlaHbe’bogh, laD maH poH nIvbogh meditate ‘ej loj Durap, qaSpu’DI’ batlhchaj qeylIS wabmeyvetlh yon. mo’ focused SoH tuqnIgh ‘ej Huv yonba’ DaHechbogh vay’ linger Qub Qub maH.

So that’s it.  If you have any questions please feel free to email us. (See Star Trek is part of our culture also)

We thank “Trandukka.com” for the assistance in the translation from English to Klingon.  You guys are the best and that so called coffee was interesting to say the least  – nuqneH.

We have nothing else to add at this time except to thank all of you out there in cyber-land for stopping by and supporting our site.  Please pass on “alaboutnothing.com” to your friends.   Many blessings to all of you and have a great week.

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