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June 6, 2018

Belief System – Sexual Anxiety

We rarely get emails but after the last post we got a few asking us to talk about “Sexual Anxiety”.  Because this subject can have so many exceptions, we will attempt to keep our belief text short and to the point, so to say, or on “point”, or on subject matter, or what ever.

We are coming for just an average guy point of view and we don’t remember ever having this issue, but we know that some folks do, mainly guys not being able to satisfy their partner more than once.  We can only come from a “guys” view point and this is our opinion.  If you are a “wham-bam thank you babe” kind of dude, then you’re on your own. We consider “making love” a spiritual experience between two people looking to enjoy being with each other.  (More than two partners, then you are on your own).  We suggest that the “couple” make a point to learn Tantric Sex and there are some great sites out on the web. If you are a believer that “sex” needs structure that always starts with foreplay, then the “act”, and then cuddling, go look at Tantric. (By the way folks, there are 64+ positions as stated in the Kama Sutra) Tantric is basically is two people meditating together so as to focus their energy to a common goal that is to satisfy each other sexually.  Of course communication between partners is important.  Once you learn Tantric Sex then you are looking at hours (yes hours) of great sex. Another important factor is be creative and if attempt various enhancements like “toys”, role playing, fantasies, and of course various positions and locations.  The position might vary based on how flexible you are, but hey, it’s might be worth a try even if a trip to the hospital may be the result.  So think before you “go for it” even though you might make the hospital ER’s “Best reason for being here” List.

Locations can be near or far, but remember on “far” make sure the location can be used for more than 30 seconds.  An Elevator might not be a good place and if you hit the “emergency stop” button to buy time, you might have an audience of firemen watching fairly quickly. (If you hear sirens, get off at the next floor.  (By “get off”, we mean exit the elevator run like hell).  If you choose car, then make sure the emergency brake is on and the camera on your dash is turned off unless your partner doe not know about the camera, then you might want to get video for a souvenir or for verifying your performance.  If airplane, be sure the plane is higher than a mile so you two can make the “Mile High Club”.  Private four passenger planes are preferred, but if on a commercial jet either First Class or bathroom are your best shot.  Even better is a commercial jet being moved to a different location and there are not any passengers aboard. Then you can do row by row!  According to the web, 35 rows is the record by a male and female monk who had been sequestered for 10 years.  Of course the “Mile High Club” only counts if you’re on an airplane because if you live in Denver then the entire population would be in the club.  Then again, that might be a selling point to get people to move to Denver. “Move to Denver Colorado and get high and get in the life-time Mile High Club”.

If something feels good, tell your partner, and if not good, tell them.  When you experience a “new” feeling, pay attention to it and absorb it.  Don’t make a “snap” judgment.  Enjoy the experience.  Because there isn’t any structure after about four+ hours, both partners need to once again communicate and decide when to end the experience.  If your partner tends to faint when highly aroused, then we suggest having some of those capsules that snap open and emit ammonia. Hold it under their nose and they should “come to” in a few seconds, a minute at most, but if they don’t awaken, call 911!! (We have used the capsule and they work fine) Pace your self, there isn’t a big hurry to attain complete satisfaction and get that enlightened feeling.  (By the way, we have read that the best time to meditate and go meet God is after both of you are completely satisfied.  We think it’s because you have been focused for hours and the satisfaction has cleared out your mind of any lingering thoughts.).

Hey Guys!  Here is a hint about where to find what you partner likes sexually.  Find out her/his sun-sign, let’s say for example “Taurus”.  Go Google or some other web browser and type “Female Sexual likes for <sun sign>” (Replace “female’ with “male” if required).  You can also compare your sign with your partners sign.  We use this all the time, but remember it’s the basics, and your partner might be more evolved than what results you get.   We think you will really be surprised by how “right on” the results are and we strongly suggest that you save the site as a “favorite place” on your browser.

If you have any questions then please email us and we will get back to you.  “Re: Sexual Anxiety”, please serious questions only and only questions about humans.  Anything other than a human partner will be deleted or will make our “Oh My God – How did they make that animal get into that position List?”

We have nothing else to report right now except that we checked every female sun-sign to make sure our post is correct and we did learn a few things that we took note about the “WOWs”.  We think another post might be required posting our results.

God bless all of you and thank you for supporting our site.

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