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May 9, 2019

Bob Breville – Obituary

My dear friends we are gathered here to celebrate yes celebrate the passing of Bob “BCD650” Breville.  Bob was always there for us ready to provide his products when ever we asked.  Bob made the best coffee for us for at least five years and never bitched.  Then the other day after hitting the brew button Bob sprung a leak and we had coffee all over the kitchen.  We checked if there was an overload of grounds, and no, nothing looked off.  We tried again thinking maybe a second opinion was needed, but had the same result.  We are going to miss Bob because Bob provided 12 cup which usually lasted all day.   There was a time when we week doing over a pot a day and there he was, giving us what we needed without pay.

Now we have a “Ninja” Coffee Maker and it sucks.  7 Cups total?  This must be made for coffee “whimps” that probably only drink “decaf” (YUCK decaf is like drinking sewer water).  We might become tea drinkers. We are for sure going out this weekend to get a new coffee maker or a second coffee maker because the “Ninja” was bought months ago on sale (William-Sonoma) and we can’t take it back.  Yes, months ago when there was a coffee coop in the kitchen  and others attempted to replace Bob, but clear minds prevailed.  (We should check Bob for sabotage).

We must apologize to Starbuck’s because the local stores will soon show a drop in their quantities sold because we are going from 12 cups + to 7 Cups per load.  We are going to check Bob’s family for other possibilities, maybe even a 20 cup model. (Heaven)

So Bob we say “We hope to see you in our next life and if we come back as a Breville ‘BCD650’ model we will consider ourselves proud.  We can only hope we will not be asked to make “decaf”.  That would be karma huh?”

Thanks to all our friends who have stopped by to read our posts.  Blessings go out to all of you.

We have nothing else to add except to say to the History Channel that “Forged In Fire” has to only be watched by people who want to learn how to make a razor sharp sword so they can go with their friends and be the only “cut-up”.  (Stay out of crowds)

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