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April 19, 2019

Expedition Unknown – Josh Gates – Mysteries of Jesus (S6 Ep2)

Over the last six weeks History Channel ran a six part min-series about the life of Jesus based on the bible, and we look at that as a total waste of time because Josh was coming with tonight’s show.   Doesn’t the History Channel know that every human on this planet born before 12/24/2018 know the story or has heard about the story of Jesus.  All you need to know is the beginning and the end because the Bible does not have very much about Jesus’ early years so to make a six seek series they had to “embellish” the presentation.  First of all, they had to “boost” the story line because we all know it’s a boring read and “boost” some of the key points because we all know the Bible is compromised and not complete works of all the writings.  The contents of current Bible were decided by a bunch of kings that were working with a political view of what should be included and what is not and they left out a lot of stuff.  So folks none of this fits our version which comes from our research.

In tonight’s show Josh says that many of the chapters that are named like “John”, “Joshua”, etc were not written by the person whose name is on the chapter.  The gospels were all written years later and by people other than the named.  Josh interviewed many so called “experts” and they all could not agree on where Jesus was actually born and none of them even mentioned the “star” the Wise-man supposedly followed.  The year that Jesus was born is also under question also as to the actual date..

We mainly tuned in to get some new Jesus jokes from Josh for this upcoming Christmas.  Instead we thought about many questions and revised our version.  Josh said “In the beginning Mary was told by Gabriel that she was carrying Gods child.”  Obviously she did not know and was probably shocked then she did not know that God impregnated her, which brings up our questions about the sin of rape.  If a woman is impregnated without her knowledge and without her consent, that is considered rape, a mortal sin.  We think Mary had an affair when Joseph was out of town so she needed a excuse and she made up the outlandish story that God got her PG, OR Joseph plied her with wine and she forgot they did the deed.  Either way we doubt that God did it.  If you believe that God did do it then you need to determine if it was rape or not.  If not, then good luck explaining to the Angel at the Pearly Gates why you believe that and be sure to look around, because you will see Satan with a huge smile. (We are speaking in Christian words because we don’t belief in heaven or hell).  Okay, lets move on to the end.  Mary Madeline (Carrying Jesus’ baby) and several of Jesus’ friends moved the rock and when Jesus came to they all went to the coast where they caught a boat to Spain and Jesus and Mary lived a happy life together.  Now you’re thinking what about the resurrection?  Nowhere in the Bible says that anyone witnessed the resurrection and besides, the soul is what resurrects not the body. (See Christianity 101) Also we have seen several shows where they are searching for the remains of Jesus and they never have found them.  Did they look in Spain?  No!  In one episode they went down deep in the temple Mount to where there was a spot where it was believed held Jesus’ remains and when they dug they found nothing. So they continued digging and still nothing.  The excuse they gave is that someone must have taken the remains.  Yes but there were not any remains to be taken so they had to lie to get out of the embarrassment of finding nothing.

By the way if you’re questioning why we don’t believe that Jesus died on the cross our logic screams out that anybody who can walk on water, feed thousands of people bread and fish from a meager stock, turn water into wine, and cure illnesses and even bring back people from the dead can surely fake their own death.  Come on folks, it you believe the written words, then we do honor you, but we also know that you must be a Trump supporter because they believe anything.

So now you have our version of the fictional bible that we have read, but only for knowledge of those days and we have since removed the information from our past memory.  We have also read that the Vatican has the original Sanskrit version of the Bible but they refuse to release it to the public.  The Vatican is hiding a bunch of stuff and maybe when Jesus dissolves Christianity we will know the truth.  The New Golden Age will cleanse many things.

Josh spent most of his time running all over the countryside meeting experts that all had different views on where Jesus was born. Questions like “Why would a very pregnant Mary ride a burrow a hundred miles?” came up.  Nobody mentioned the star (Which was a UFO).  If they called Jesus “Jesus of Nazareth” then he must have been born there.  Good point we think.  Then another guy said there is a second “Bethlehem” in Galilee.

Maybe someday someone will admit the truth but in the meantime tourist trade is booming at the so called sites identified by people who know nothing about the truth and believe in the all mighty dollar over Christianity, which in itself is a money making religion even though the chaos.

We have nothing else to report except to thank Josh for his great information.  The rest of the story we believe will be revealed during The New Golden Age.  Other than talking with Jesus and all the other dudes and “dudettes” we are done with this subject.  We have our belief system and we preach or discuss our system everywhere we go.  We just had a great discussion with a Muslim Uber driver and because we have read the Muslim Bible we find it closer to our belief system than the Christian Bible.  Maybe those kings who were deciding the contents of the Christian Bible wanted to make it the biggest and longest bible so they could have bragging rights when inter-religious priests were arguing they could say “Our Bible is bigger than yours!”

So Easter is just a few days away we need to get out and buy some eggs, which raises another question, why eggs?  Rabbits don’t lay eggs so where does the Easter bunny get the eggs?  Does the egg represent the resurrection of the bunny, because it’s a chicken egg so it can only represent the resurrection of the bunny that hides eggs all over the house and when one egg is found three months later the bunny will not be accountable for the smell?

God bless all of you out there in cyberland and who have stooped by to read our posts.  To “beauty and bones.com” we say “We honor your beliefs” dear, we just happen to have our own.

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